HIATUS OFFICIALLY OVER! Upcoming Shows! Come out and get your naughtybilly on.

Hi Curlfriends!  We have a handful of shows coming up we’d like ya to know about ! They’re all in the Twin Cities area, but hang tight, out-of-state fans, I’m a-comin’ your way this year… (Midwest, Southwest, Northwest, Rockies West, maybe… I’m lookin’ at y’all).

Saturday May 30 at Mattie’s on Main! FREEEEEE!!!

Matties On Main- May 30

Sunday, May 31 at Bryant Lake Bowl! CHEAP! 

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Friday, June 5 at 7:30pm, Courtney does a couple of songs at The Funny!, a brand-new women’s cabaret from Fringe comedy masterminds, Raw Sugar! 

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SATURDAY, June 26 at 7pm the full band takes the stage for the Uptown Pride Block Party!!  We’re so excited to play a daytime, all-ages set that’ll go right over the young ones heads (and please let us field any unending lines of innocent questions)! We’re up from 7pm – 7:30pm and this show is TOTALLY FREE!  YAY! You don’t gotta buy this cow!!

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AAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDD we have been invited back to Convergence a mere two years after our full-band debut… FRIDAY, JULY 3 at 10pm at HarmCon during Convergence at DoubleTree Bloomington!  We’re psyched and honored to be back, AND we’re bringing Alicia Kay of The Changeups – featuring on guitar and backup vocals! YEAH!

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Thanks for tuning in, Curlfriends. Knowing about our upcoming shows is important for your survival and I’ll try my best to get you to know about stuff, but sometimes I’m just coming out of a fog and forget to tell you about FANTASTIC SHOWS like the XTC Tribute we did a week ago. Senses Working Overtime 3 was the second year in a row for me participating in this amazing event. I sung “Generals & Majors,” and I had a freakin’ blast. I promise, next time I will remember to tell you about these things so that you don’t miss outfits like this:

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Show Announcement! 2-IN-1 VALENTINE’S SHOWS!

Hey Curlfriends! We’re going to be traversing across the Mississippi a couple of times on Friday, Feb. 13th AND Saturday, Feb. 14th for FOUR SHOWS in 2 days! The good news is, it’s the same thing both nights, so your FOMO will be somewhat tempered.

First the full band will be at Amsterdam Bar & Hall for Le Cirque Rouge Burlesque’s “What’s Love Got To Do With It?” Valentine’s Day Show. Doors at 7pm, Show starts at 8pm. Our set is slated to be around 9:30pm, in case you can’t make it on time. There are TWO links for tickets, one for each night:  Get Friday‘s tickets here. Get Saturday‘s tickets here.

THEN most of us will be heading over to Kieran’s Irish Pub for an 11pm set with Poetry Slam MN’s Erotica Tournament.  Tickets for all nights here.

Both these events have a VERY high sell-out rate, so if you wanna go, GET YER TICKETS! We’d love to see you there.

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Happy 2015! (a photo-based 2014 Recap) (Longest Post Evar)

Curlfriends – can you believe we’re already A WHOLE MONTH into the new year? Ugh. It was just over a month ago that Bill died and it was Gus’ memorial.  I’M SORRY TO START ON SUCH A SAD NOTE, but that’s been my frame of reference lately.  Death.  But FUCK THAT!  2014 was about more than that, and we have a TON to be grateful for. Here’s our 2014 highlights in photos. Because words are boring.

JANUARY! We went to Duluth and played the Red Star Lounge:

Veldie and I are skinny enough to fit into this XXXL shirt. Totally not photoshopped either, bitches!

Veldie and I are skinny enough to fit into this XXXL shirt. Totally not photoshopped either, bitches!

With our buddy & bill-mate Martin Devaney. We're having brunch at the rotating restaurant. I forget what it's called.  It's been a year!

With our buddy & bill-mate Martin Devaney. We’re having brunch at the rotating restaurant. I forget what it’s called. It’s been a year!

Beneath The Crow opened up for us!

Beneath The Crow opened up for us!

Kevin & Veldie are great supporters of supporting bands.

Kevin & Veldie are great supporters of supporting bands.

We finally got some awesome merch!

Dang, that's a deep V, girl.

Dang, that’s a deep V, girl.

We filmed our video “Hey, Joe Biden!” (NSFW) with Girls Aren’t Funny Productions!

Horse play with Lacey & Anna

Horse play with Lacey & Anna

Cristi from GAFP sets up the shot like a bossssss

Cristi from GAFP sets up the shot like a bossssss

#BLESSED

#BLESSED

Then the actual living, breathing Vice President Joseph Biden came and ate at The Bachelor Farmer, a foodie restaurant in downtown Minneapolis. So, of course I went down there to attempt to sing “Hey, Joe Biden!” straight to his sexy face.

Veldie joined me later. We just ended up serenading the cops, really.

Veldie joined me later. We just ended up serenading the cops, really.

Court went to New York City to play some shows and visit some friends and Sun Country temporarily lost her luggage, including Ernie, her banjo. Everything was found and returned on time for performances. And everyone at Sun Country was SUPER helpful.

Reunited and it feels pretty awesome.

Reunited and it feels pretty awesome.

Court had the honor of being on the panel with improv skillionaire Jill Bernard from Huge Theater, stand up comic Brandi Brown, and The Current’s Barb Abney for Carmichael Lynch’s The Gong Show Staff Party. Local celebrities, ahoy!

Court, Jill Bernard, Brandi Brown, Barb Abney... classy ladies.

Court, Jill Bernard, Brandi Brown, Barb Abney… classy ladies.

Anna performed in her first Brave New Workshop mainstage show! With her then soon-to-be-husband Tom (he is now husband Tom).

AND THEN THEY GOT MARRIED!

AND THEN THEY GOT MARRIED!

We filmed our second video with Girls Arent’ Funny, “When Baby Becomes Legal”:

Veldie, Lacey, Anna, Cristi. Being awesome. As per usual.

Veldie, Lacey, Anna, Cristi. Being awesome. As per usual.

Anna coaches Cristi and Court through spider swinging.

Anna coaches Cristi and Court through spider swinging.

And then we finally made our first full-length CD, “This One’s For Dad” (yes, listen on Spotify or on iTunes or you can buy the physical CD on Bandcamp!)

Sexy cover art! Banjo as vagina! We invented a music genre and a metaphor, people. Where's my Nobel Peace Prize.

Sexy cover art! Banjo as vagina! We invented a music genre and a metaphor, people. Where’s my Nobel Peace Prize.

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Check out Court’s veiny wrist, but also that sexy art design by Ian Rans.

We finally made a *proper* vagina tip jar.

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Court and her friend Marta crafted this vagina tip jar. “Just the tip.” GET IT?!?!

NO SERIOUSLY DO YOU GET IT

NO SERIOUSLY DO YOU GET IT

We sang Murica’s National Anthem at a St. Paul Saints Game! OH HELL YES.

We had to sneak Veldie in, so we shrunk her down to pocket-size. She preferred to ride in Court's mane.

We had to sneak Veldie in, so we shrunk her down to pocket-size. She preferred to ride in Court’s mane.

And, of course, we did the Fringe. “The Sex (Ed) Show!” sold out every night, including our encore sixth performance. It was nothing short of a goddamn blast.

"Mom I'd Like to (make me) Fudge"

“Mom I’d Like to (make me) Fudge”

Postcards!!!!!

POSTCARDS, y’all!

Rehearsal at Bedlam Design Center

Rehearsal at Bedlam Design Center

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What. We’re just sleeping. (photo shoot for postcard)

Court’s birthday show was on August 9th with those crazies The Drug Budget and her new favorite Californian, Kirsten Opstad. If you weren’t there, you don’t have the mental image of Courtney “break-dancing” on Lee’s checkered dance floor.

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Minnesota Fringe Encore night, August 10:

We were pretty honored to be in this group of Audience Choice Shows.  I KNOW, RIGHT?!?

We were pretty honored to be in this group of Audience Choice Shows. I KNOW, RIGHT?!?

Then I went to the Arts Midwest Conference again to wonder “why am I here?” while everyone else is like, “clean up your act!”

Too obvious NOT to do.

Too obvious NOT to do.

Marketing. Merrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Marketing. Merrrrrrrrrrrrrr

And then we played the 10,000 Laughs Festival after a Pundamonium show. Veldie’s last show! Boo hoo.

Anna & Veldie in the green room at Comedy Corner Underground during the 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival.

Anna & Veldie in the green room at Comedy Corner Underground during the 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival.

Photo by our dearly departed Bill Young.

Photo by our dearly departed Bill Young.

Six nights later, I’m with the other half of the band at Memory Lanes… and it’s Chris’ first show with us!!

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Madoo, Court, and Lacey: bringin’ the balls to Ballerween.

ANNA GOT MARRIED!!!

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That’s Tom & Anna up there on stage. It was gorgeous and fun and there was so much love.

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Lacey N Court: POWDERED DONUTS

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Kevin & Veldie’s conversations are amazing, you guys. They have a really awesome kismet. I miss ’em!

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SO MANY CURLS! Clockwise from upper left: Cherry Mae, Lacey, Anna, Kevin, Veldie, Anna Pop, and Court’s in the middle.

Then I did the tour thing:

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My first college friend, Liz, made this awesome poster for my Dallas Show at Adair’s Saloon!

Landed in New Orleans, LA, for The Hell Yes Fest.

Brittny, Adam Quesnell (Brittny's boyfriend), me, and Gus Lynch. This was the last comedy festival I would ever do with Gus.

Brittny, Adam Quesnell (Brittny’s boyfriend), me, and Gus Lynch. This was the last comedy festival I would ever do with Gus.

Yoga in front of the Westport Saloon, Kansas City!

Yoga in front of the Westport Saloon, Kansas City!

Best selfie I ever took.

Best selfie I ever took. At Gabe’s Iowa City.

Then Gus died.

Then Bill died. That same day, we performed in the inaugural and much-anticipated I AM ST. PAUL. It wasn’t easy.

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WHAT DOES “FIST-TO-CHIN” MEAN TO YOU?

And finally, we got honored with “Artist of The Year” in The City Pages alongside some other very talented musicians, artists, and comedians.

I made this framed thing.

I made this framed thing.

It’s been hard to fully enjoy everything next to the tragedy that’s been hitting close to home lately (and there’s more that isn’t here… there’s always more). But I know I speak for all of us when I say thank you so much for a phenomenal year. Here’s to 2015 being a winner and Happy New Year to ya.

“The Sex (Ed) Show!” in Duluth: Recap

Probably the cutest picture of Anna, Lacey, and Court EVER!

Probably the cutest picture of Anna, Lacey, and Court EVER!

Word up, Curlfriends! Happy Wednesday morning to you.  This past weekend, Anna and Lacey and I escaped up Nort’ to the Santa Barbara to our Los Angeles: Duluth!  We were invited to perform “The Sex (Ed) Show!” at Teatro Zuccone, as a part of a Minnesota Fringe “Sampler Pack” of shows that stretched out over the Saturdays in January.  Our night was this past Saturday, shared with the always-enchanting Sandbox Theatre in the first hour of the evening.

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“New” merch suitcase, banjo, and vagina tip jar. You know.

Lacey & I met at Anna’s house for rehearsal and chatty times and because Anna kindly drove us. If you ever go on a road trip with Anna, you do not have to worry about a thing because girl knows how to trip. She came prepared with a huge bag of delicious donuts from The Baker’s Wife and an equally ginormous bag of pretzels. Lacey had the forethought to the hotel after-party (our Curls’ sleepover) to bring a 12-pack of tasty IPA (Summit True Brit. Yay for Summit employee discount!). I brought my slippers, but forgot them in the trunk on the way up. Oh well.

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Actual picture of the 35 North to Duluth! Probably will be an album cover of a live show in Duluth or something.

We arrived at Zuccone just before our tech rehearsal time at 5pm, but of course, things were running a tad behind (as they are wont to do), so Lacey & Anna checked in at the hotel while I decompressed in the dressing room.  Once we got on stage for tech, our board op, the fabulous …. (oh CRAP I can’t remember his name) got us up and running with a quick cue-to-cue (yeah, he rocked it. John? Jason? Tim? Matt? No, not Matt.). This time we had wing space and a backstage crossover, but a much smaller playing space.

Back in the dressing room, we hung with the Sandbox crew: Derek, Amber, Heather, Megan, and Theo (about whom Anna said, “they’re all very nice!”). Colleen, our ambassador from Zeitgeist, took good care of us, delivering our dinners to the dressing room (fancy!), which we had picked out 20 minutes earlier and were on the house. I had a Coconut Curry Rice thing with seared ahi, motherfuckers. It was delicious!!! I would recommend Zeitgeist Arts Cafe next time you’re in Duluth, okay? Dinner and a show. Perfect.

After watching Sandbox perform “Marie-Jeanne Valet, who defeated La Bete of Gevaudan” (Anna & Lacey for the first time!) and a short intermission, we hopefully charmed the pants off a small Duluth crowd. It wasn’t the energy ball that the Fringe run was, but we had fun. I don’t know how, but I totally forgot to take any pictures backstage or of the space or even the scrolling marquee on the outside that displayed “The Sex (Ed) Show!” Wah wah. However, I got tons of pictures of our hotel room and our fun.

gymnastics + sass = GYMSASSTICS

gymnastics + sass = GYMSASSTICS

After the show, a fan I met my first night of tour at The Red Herring (and you’ll probably meet her in the tour movie!) took me on a drive to enjoy a joint and a lovely night view of Duluth from a church parking lot. Then she gave me two bottles of wine to enjoy with the girls! We were stocked and set.

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The sexy pool we did not go in.

It took me a while to get back to the hotel room, but by the time I did, the deluxe rollaway bed arrived and Anna and Lacey had cracked open a couple of brewskies. We attempted a game of “Never Have I Ever” and FaceTimed Lacey’s kid Lila and husband John. We ordered a pizza with cheese bread and cinnamon sticks from Pizza Hut and watched what we later realized was JackAss The Movie (I remember falling asleep to Anna vocalizing this realization). And I learned that Anna LOVES JackAss! Which made me open my heart to it and realize it’s just dudes bein’ dudes and that’s cool.

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Anna knits a love letter to Johnny What’s-His-Butt from JackAss

We awoke the next morning to be disappointed by The Sheraton’s lack of continental breakfast. Can you even call yourself a hotel without some kind of free breakfast? The staff did give us a free corkscrew, at least.

The view from our hotel room! Yes, it was a gray day, but who cares. Lake Superior is like an ocean!

The view from our hotel room! Yes, it was a gray day, but who cares. Lake Superior is like an ocean!

Until next time, Duluth. We love you!

xoco

SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT! Remount of “The Sex (Ed) Show!” in Duluth on Jan. 24!

Curlfriends of Duluth (and others willing to travel)! We are so honored to have been asked to remount our 2014 Minnesota Fringe Festival smizash “The Sex (Ed) Show!” at Teatro Zuccone through Zeitgeist Arts in Duluth! We’ll be there on Jan. 24th, as part of a double bill with Sandbox Theatre’s “Marie-Jeanne Valet Who Defeated La Bete Du Gevudan.”

BONUS: Although these two shows are very different, I saw Sandbox Theatre’s “La Bete” during the Fringe, and as you would expect from Sandbox, it was captivating, scary, and enchanting. We are extremely honored to be on such a dynamic and entertaining bill!

Click right here for all the info and to buy tickets!  OKAY? OKAY!

I don't think any of these shows actually have to do with gay, generic beer.

I don’t think any of these shows actually have to do with gay, generic beer.

FREE SHOW! Ballerween, Y’all! And introducing… MADOO!

What do you get when you take The Dirty Curls, hack ’em up with a little Fuzzy Machete, feed them to some Trendy, Trendy Space Vegans, and allow them to shit all over some Valley Meadows?

Court – what in the hell are you trying to say?

This:

Ballerween 2014

I am STOKED to be playing this show with some of my favorite people in the whole world, including the City Pages’ Best Local Comedian, Mr. Chris “Madoo” “The Ole Mad Dogger” Maddock. No, Madoo isn’t doing standup comedy; he’ll be playing BASS for the Curls!  Tomorrow night will be Madoo, Lacey, and McClean repping the Curls and if last night’s rehearsal was any indication, we’re going to tear you a new one with how fast and furious we’re playing.  I might have to add some songs to the set list.  Hope to see you there tomorrow night! FREE SHOW!    Wear a sexy costume.

CD RELEASE SHOW, Y’ALL. June 7.

CURLFRIENDS.  Even more exciting than singing on a Drug Budget album, is singing on my own album with my friends.  We went into the studio last June and a year later, here we are. It feels like such a long undertaking, having been raised in theater and used to starting and finishing a project within a couple of months. But I’ve been reassured ’tis the process for making a great album. Also, The Curls are busy, in-demand people.

But we are where we are and here we are: a month away from releasing our first full-length CD into the folds of time and space. And the party’s on June 7.

Be there, be square, be a bear

Be there, be square, be a bear

Here’s the Facebook invite for those of you that do that stuff (and it’s got all the info… in case you don’t feel like reading a couple more sentences).  And here’s all the info:

June 7, 2014

331 Club,  331 13th Ave NE, MPLS 

10pm

FREE

 

Okay, see you there!